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haha...okei..heres a lil story fer ya.
the final test
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
cleavage. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day, little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to
the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and
walked straight towards my car...
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story: always keep your condoms in your car.
heehehe..remember that guys lol
okei..heres another one..
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gaybar.
"But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your penis?
"The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers, because 'It really satisfies'."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over.
The cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with
a smile "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly
replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on his right,who is
sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call yours?" The man turns
to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he
adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately? Almost perfect."
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins
to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The
cowboy says,
"Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
hahah okei okei..thats enuf of that. lol..mmkay..well..im here at home..missin you guys. =) see you tomorrow hunnybunches!